Why was the doctor stressed?

He was losing his patients

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What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

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How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December

Why was the plumber stressed?

He had a high pressure job

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What did the cannibal Doctor do with his patients?

He cured them.

Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.