He thought the ad said '24 carrots'
Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking
They always think they're higher then others
They ordered pepperoni but got plain.
Women Say the Darndest Things
He had to start from scratch.
sea urchingine
asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.
Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.
Because it's a "no bell" prize.
He put in 24 carrots.
The night shift at Waffle House.
You add 24 carrots.
They're both annoying and want your money.
