Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

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Why a pirate could not spell iris?

He had only one 'i'

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

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What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!"

What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

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How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

Why did the storm trooper decide to buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.

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How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

What do you call a drunk muslim woman?

Stoned.