Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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She fell for the Big Apple !

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my pen is

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Ginger ale.

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The Know-Nothings!

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Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

A: Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.