Why wasn't Jesus any good at math?

Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.

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Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

Why don't cows hang out with camels?

They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.

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Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

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What's the best part of a redneck brothel?

The family discount

What's the best part of a movie?

The climax.

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Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

Why do Asians like to have military time on?

So they can do math