Acknowledge Jokes

  • How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

    Cats

  • What do Catholics and Baptists have in common?

    Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.

  • What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged?

    Notice me sin() !!!

  • What's the difference between a Baptist and a Catholic?

    Catholics acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle. Extra: What's the difference between Catholics and Lutherans? Catholics just acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle, Lutherans have a 15 minute conversation about booze.