How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?
What do Catholics and Baptists have in common?
Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.
What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged?
Notice me sin() !!!
What's the difference between a Baptist and a Catholic?
Catholics acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle. Extra: What's the difference between Catholics and Lutherans? Catholics just acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle, Lutherans have a 15 minute conversation about booze.