Avocado Jokes

  • What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

    GuacaMole!

  • When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

    Guac!

  • What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

    Guac-A-Mole.

  • What do you call it when you punch someone with an avocado?

    Guacamelee

  • What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

    Guacamole.

  • What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

    Quackamole

  • What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

    Guacamole.

  • What is the Hulk's favorite fruit?

    Avocado.

  • What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022141291023 pieces?

    Guacomole.

  • What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

    Ghost avocado.

  • What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

    Guacamole

  • What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

    a guacaMOLE