Because he was Russian.
Paperback
Yuri Googoogagarin. I'll see myself out...
ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent
Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.
He bombed the exam.
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Pasta la vista, baby!
A baby in the oven.
Borris Kutchyakockoff
Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.