What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

Why didn't the bunny hop?

No bunny knows... :(

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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

Why was the tea so obstinate?

Because it was steeped in tradition.

How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....

T Jokes More T Jokes

How many post-minimalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

Sardar Jokes More Sardar Jokes

What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

Petrol Jokes More Petrol Jokes

How do you make a cat go "Woof!"?

Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!