Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
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Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.
Don't worry, someone will tell you.
Don't worry they'll tell you themselves.
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
I'm in a cent.
She became salty.
Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.
A trombone!
Because nothing gets under their skin.
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.
To stop it from falling out.
All the horses drowned
Infideli-tea.
He died in his teepee
Constable
We only met last week!