Tickle the goat under it's chin.
Paperback
Being given head.
Foreplay
Heavy petting.
Brace yourself, Linda-Lou"
They don't have time.
A half hour of begging.
Amazon Prime.
Putin! Putin!
They tickle the goat on the chin.
Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.
Kindle
Beer in each hand!
A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.
Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.
Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES! KNEES!
the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"
Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.
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The Crimea River
To be put out.
Amazon.
I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.
The leisure centre.
It is the language of Wales.
