Chrysanthemum's the word.
Paperback
A free-LOTR
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.
I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.
Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.
A half hour of begging.
the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"
Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness
Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.
A widow
Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.
It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.
It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"
Hide his paycheck with his kids.
Danke Shn.
Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up
Because G had.
Their Master's.
Just Do It"
x-post /r/puns Scotch.
OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.
By folding it in half.
Blacking out and gaining money.
They remove all attachments.
A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.