How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

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Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.

What is the one thing you can't say even on the internet?

removed

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How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

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What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

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Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

What is a rapper's favorite Email?

Gmail

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What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?

Black mail !