Gender Jokes

What do the twin towers and genders have in common?

There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about.

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What triggers feminists?

Genders

How can you find out the gender of an ant?

Throw it in the water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant

What do you call a bus that identifies with no gender?

A transit

How do you find out what gender a stray cat is?

Carefully

What do you call someone that goes down on both genders?

Bilingual.

What do you call a vehicle that has changed gender?

TRANSportation

What's a feminist's least favourite bread?

Gender rolls

What do you call a car if you don't know its gender?

Mitsuheshe.

What do religions and gender have in common?

You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.

Which element is unsure of it's gender?

Sili-kin

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What's a feminist's least favorite food?

Gender rolls

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What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

What did the hot dog vendor say at the World Trade Center?

Who ordered the two jumbos?!"

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How many dead memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twenty-one.

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

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Why aren't there any white jokes on /r/Jokes?

Because jokes are the white man's burden."

What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Twin Tower Jokes More Twin Tower Jokes

Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

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What color is the most metal?

Ma a

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What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt

Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

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What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing

How many emojis will she use?

Show your work.