Inject Jokes

Why do priests like little boys?

Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls

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What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA?

A ban from the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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Religion Jokes More Religion Jokes

How do religions reproduce?

They have sects.

What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why are the only kids in Warsaw magnet schools from Central Poland?

Cause North and South Poles repel each other ...

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

Suggestion Jokes More Suggestion Jokes

Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

Seed Jokes More Seed Jokes

What do you call it when you run out of seed?

Endosperm.

What do your mother and the ground have in common?

They are always full of seed.

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

Why was the black man selling drugs?

He was a pharmacist.

Why do medicine boxes always have a little bit of cotton in them?

To remeber the black man of what he did before he dealt drugs.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

What does an Elephant use as a tampon?

A sheep

30 Minute Jokes More 30 Minute Jokes

How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

Why does your face look like a donut?

me 30 minutes into dieting