30 Minute Jokes

  • Why does your face look like a donut?

    me 30 minutes into dieting

  • How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

    Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

  • How do you hear a hormone?

    Pay $100 for 30 minutes

  • How to raise a kid?

    I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

  • What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

    30 minutes.