Ark-n-Saw.
Paperback
Because everyone there hates integration.
He gets stumped.
because they are set in the future.
A full set of teeth
A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.
Because everyone wishes him a new ear.
He was on the rocks.
With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed
He was not an archdevil.
Joan of Ark
You integrate it
They're Meteor!
Because they're meteor
Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.
Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)