They both suffered the loss of one very important port.
Paperback
Carlos
Religion.
In Africa.
They both say the same jokes over and over again.
You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.
Me: Uhh...Let me think... Why Friend: You boil the hell out of it! Me: Get out.
An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!
Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch
He was dis-gruntled!
My Grandma can unlock an iphone.
They tell you.
Memory loss.
SWV (sisters with voices)
He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke
The Gray Poupon
Because there was a 50% chance of rain