Microsoft Office 36543
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I Excel at it." "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir " "Word." Edit: thanks u/SteveJobsiGhost
I said, "I Excel at it." He replied, "Was that a Microsoft Office pun " I was like, "Word."
unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.
Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty
I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.
The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)
asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"
It is the language of Wales.
Purrfect
Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.
tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))
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