To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.
Paperback
The mycollege.
Fel-osophy
It already has at least hundred degrees
One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.
Can I have fries with that please?
SUNY
None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.
University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)
To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.
None attended the University of Miami.
YAAAAAAAAALE
Hippocampus!
So they can park in handicap spots.
He's too bright.
University of Brighton
It's already got thousands of degrees.
The University of Minnesoda
At the university.
I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.
People who comment "repost" on a Joke subreddit.
Grazing.
Reddit.
A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)
World of Wardraft.
The bartender says, "Central Park."
Because their companies are always short-staffed.
I pronounce it Frankfort.
He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!
2 Tightends & a Wide Reciever
x-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.
Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.
Because he was hydra-phobic.