Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

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Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

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I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

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The Captains log

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Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

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He dates his other sister.

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Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

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What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

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Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.