Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

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Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

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Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

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What's the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe?

Yo, duh.

How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

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Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

What university did Lil Jon go to?

YAAAAAAAAALE