Sir" from a distance.
Paperback
They're both X-Men.
Because of his retractable clause.
That's a huge axe man!
They are both X-Men
Someone else goes home with their Jeans.
SNIKTERS
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
Because they love torrents.
Because he is the heart of the storm.
He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.
A Fixie.
Because they're crossing the Finnish line.
He found steel wool pads in her bathroom.
Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea
M'hogany
He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.
Gotham?
He's just Biden his time.
Pole Position
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Preppy le Pew
Because he had a stinking cold!