M'lady
Paperback
How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
Toilet paper.
You brown it on one side
It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
None they just compliment it and get pissed when it won't screw.
Only Juan...
A purr-rito
An Iceburgh.
Desserted
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
NonononononononononoNONONONONONO! NONONONONONONO! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO! (he can't.)
they all fell off a truck.
From Vato Zone
Because they're inbred too.
Thanks mum xD
He dates his other sister.
Because of the .