How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many designers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Does it really have to be a lightbulb

How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call an arrogant con walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

Whats reddits favorite tv show?

The OC.

How do you get Reddit to improve their search function?

Have CNN report on how bad it is

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why I don't joke about politicians?

Because I don't joke about jokes.

What black and yellow and makes you laugh when it goes off a cliff?

A school bus full of black people (Sorry for racism, it is just a joke, nothing personal)

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

What do men and mascara have in common?

They both run at the first sign of emotion.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What hits the ground first?

The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.

Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired

Bar Joke Jokes More Bar Joke Jokes

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Reddit Community Jokes More Reddit Community Jokes

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Appear Jokes More Appear Jokes

What's green, white, and orange and only appears once a year?

Irish pride

Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

because they are set in the future.

Expand Jokes More Expand Jokes

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

What do black guy's have that is twice the size of white men's, and expands upon contact with a woman?

A criminal record.