What did the Mexican do when he arrived in America?

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What do you call a Mexican who likes little kids?

A pedrophile.

Whats the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.

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What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

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What's the difference between America and Europe?

In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals.

Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist?

Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.

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What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?

Stark naked.

What starts with r and ends with d?

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