How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ?

By her suntan !

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It's all tongue and groove.

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They go off on tangents.

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What did the italian man with dementia have for dinner?

Forgetti Bolognese.

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Cheow!

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A teabag stays in the cup longer

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How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ?

By her suntan !

Why did the trigonometric function go to the tanning salon?

Cos sin tan (Because suntan)