How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

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How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

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What is Tumblr's least favourite show?

NCIS

Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

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What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.