How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

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What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

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Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

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What did the bishop say to the priest?

It's my turn.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

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Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

What's a masochist's favorite type of pasta?

Smacaroni

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What did the magician say when he a did a magic trick on the spaghetti?

Pesto chango

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.