How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out.

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Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

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What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win."

What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

A: Half a measure.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies?

They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.

What do you call a party organized by a bunch of midgets?

A little get together

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect !

What do you call a bra designed for neutrois?

Ze-bra