How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense?

I'll tell you guys tomorrow

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What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

A: Leave it to peave her.

What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

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How does procrastination start?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

What's a procrastinator's favorite punchline?

I'll tell you tomorrow

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Why do we all marry?

because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

How do you keep someone in suspense?

I'll tell you later.

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What do you call a bunch of happy Seahawks fans after the Super Bowl?

Haitians

What do you call a bunch of black people in a pile of leaves?

Raisin Bran