How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

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What is the difference between a Windows Phone and a brick?

One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer? When there's white-out all over the screen

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What do Italians do when they're waiting for somthing?

They pasta time.

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

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What do you call a hen staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

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What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

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