How can you tell if somebody's run a ma...

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?

This one will sleigh you !

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.

What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill?

Running . . . JK! Rolling

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What has shadier inner workings, Reddit or FIFA?

Still waiting to hear back from an admin.

What happened to you ?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

15 Second Jokes More 15 Second Jokes

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

Who are the fastest readers of all time?

9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 15 seconds