How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

in bytes

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What are OJ Simpson's favorite keys on a computer?

Return Home Slash Slash Backslash Shift Shift Shift Escape

What do computers snack on?

micro chips

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How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.

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How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

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Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte