How do you start a black parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.

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How many words does it take to start a car?

Forwards

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

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Why can't Elvis Presley roll backwards with his car?

Because he is dead

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

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Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

How do you start a black parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.

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What is the definision of mixed feelings?

When your wife says that you have the largest in your street.

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.