How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

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By the way it Goebbels

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Tobaccio

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Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

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How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

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Diddly squat

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Why did the horse get a DUI?

She had too many maretinis

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.