How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

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What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Idk, its too dark to tell them apart.

How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.

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What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

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Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.

Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

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How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

What do you call a Mexican who can see into the future?

Cristobal

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How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

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How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now