How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

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How many people live in South America?

A Brazilian.

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It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

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cancer -I'm sorry-

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Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

Who's there ! Barber ! Barber who ?

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How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

A: Because it was a total rip-off.