How does a French woman hold her liquor?

By the ears.

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What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!

Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

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How do French psychologists like their beverages?

froid

What's the difference between an English pig and a French pig?

A French pig goes, "Oui! Oui! Oui!" all the way home.

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What do you call an Irishman who can't hold his liquor?

OC A quadriplegic.

How does a French woman hold her liquor?

By the ears.

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How many ears does Daniel Boone have?

He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier.

What did the alien say to the gas pump ?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !