How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

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How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again

What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

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What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?

Ruth-less.

What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

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Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

How can that help in this job?

You do the math"

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What do you call a lycanthrope you've snuck up on?

An unaware wolf.

How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.