How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

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Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

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Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

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How many feminist does it take to change a light bulb?

None because feminist can't change anything.

What did the stop light say to the car?

Don't look I am changing

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How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

How many shrinks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

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What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ?

Gnus - readers !

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

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Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work

Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.