How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

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What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb?

Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.

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What different about an American Christmas from a Spanish one?

Noel.

Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables?

In an American nursing home.

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How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

How many Marines does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.

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Why have all the immigrants left?

They had no rights.

Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

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How many 1980s R &amp?

B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

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Which American president was not guilty?

Lincoln, he was in a cent

Which American President was least guilty?

Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent.