How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.

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How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

How many children's TV presenters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb and another to show one they changed earlier.

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How many Dragon Ball Z episodes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z***

How many Crusaders does it take to change a light bulb?

It depends on Deus Voltage

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What's a closeted Isis fighter's favourite occasion during the year?

ram a man

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

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What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..