How many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?

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How many Greeks does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, ......A Greek will screw anything!

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it even matter? We're all screwed anyway, man."

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How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it even matter? We're all screwed anyway, man."

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What do you call a place monks go for Halloween?

A monascary

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

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How can you tell if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a couple of test tickles...

What do you call a couple, who are both in wheelchairs?

A pair of polegics!