A: One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
None. They only screw playoff games
None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.
Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy
I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...
Because it takes longer to pick up.