How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

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Why do Scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff?

Because they push back harder.

How many Jersey girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They'll screw anything

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

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Why are football grounds odd?

Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!

Why can't bikes stand up without leaning on something?

They're two-tired.

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Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end

Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

Why did the angles have such high self esteem?

Because they kept complementing each other.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.