Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

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Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends !

Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.

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Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking

Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

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Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

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How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

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Who fancies going to Tunisia?

I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too.

Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.