How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

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What happens when you shoot a black man?

You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...

What does Tupac Shakur and Oceans 13 have in common?

They were both shot in Vegas!

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Why do famous and rich black people stay at the Ritz?

Because they are sold out to crackers!

What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Need to know ASAP.

How is my wife doing?

Doctor: I'm so sorry. The accident has left her in a vegetative-like state and I don't think she'll ever recover. She can barely move her limbs, if at all, and will be confined to a bed or wheelchair without the ability to ever walk again. You'll need to care for her 24/7, clothe her, feed her, bathe her, and she'll have no control of her bladder or bowels. Again, I'm so, so, sorry... ..... ..... ..... Just kidding! She's dead.

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What is the difference between a millennial and a gun?

A gun only has one trigger.

Which gun does Superman use?

SCAR-L

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Why was William considered a enemy?

Because, His last name was Dafoe

Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

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How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!