It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.
Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.
It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.
All of them.
It only takes one, but we weren't able to get the work done in 1 term because we inherited a really bad situation from the prior administration.
Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.
The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."
Bob.
A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!
