A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!
Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."
Limbitless
Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.
Santa walking backwards.
17/38
A LOCOmotive.
Because he's not a planet.
Because Donald ducked.
So that he can sneak up on mice !
Not many of them know how to dance.